Wednesday, January 27, 2010

the high-fivers

I'm sure you know one or two. They're the high-fivers. The people who can't resist giving you a high five when you or they walk into the room. Have you done anything note-worthy lately? Probably not. But to the high-fivers, it doesn't matter. They give you a high-five just for being alive.

And I HATE it.* I don't understand why these people have to make physical contact in the first place. What's wrong with a polite wave? Or a head nod? I didn't do anything cool, so don't high five me! Please.

*Sporting teams are exempt from this loathing. As are people who have just done something really great. Like kicked someone in the head.

3 comments:

The Hills... said...

I laughed so hard when I read this!

ego non said...

What about fist-bumpers?

Rachsticle said...

I laughed so hard. I hate when people do this.