belly buttons...

...give me the willies. I hate them. I hate how they feel when you poke them (shudder), like your finger is going to go all the way through your stomach to brush the inside of your spinal cord. I hate how lint can get stuck inside, especially if you have a bottomless crater like T-rav, and then you have to clean them out with more vigor than usual because they're all foldy and wrinkly. I hate seeing someone with their belly button pierced because it means that they let someone get that close to their button with a sharp object. (double shudder). I hate how they become deformed on pregnant bellies and even pop out. 

They're horrible. My arm hair is sticking up just writing about them. 

That is all.