One of my Afghan coworkers today was asking me about Halloween. Well, mostly he just wanted to know why I didn't have treats for him today since it was "Halloween weekend" (yes, that man can EAT). Here's about how our conversation went:
Me: Are you planning to dress up or go to any parties?
Him: No, probably not. I'll go like this [wearing jeans and a fleece jacket)
Me: What? Why? Have you ever celebrated Halloween? Gone to any haunted houses or anything?
Him: No...well, I almost went one time last year, but then I didn't.
Me: Why not? Haunted houses are fun!
Him: Well, I've seen real dead bodies and watched people die, so fake ones don't scare me. In the village where I grew up, there were a bunch of houses down the street that exploded with the people still in them. I used to walk past those houses late at night by myself when I was a kid. And I played hide-and-seek in the basement with the windows nailed shut. I even followed a ghost once, but it got away from me. Once you've seen the real thing, the fake ones just aren't scary.
Me: [blank stare]
What do you say to that?
4 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA That's hilarious- I can just imagine your blank stare- what do you SAY to that??!!!?? WOW.
I read that outloud to dad and gramps- both thought it was funny
haha yikes... That is insane.
Oh.
Wow. I think you gave the appropriate response. Really, what else could you have said?
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